* Purpli5H Butt3rflieS *

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

lolx>

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No, thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me..

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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some of da pics taken while queueing for jolin..

lazy to upload one by one..
lolx we got nothing better to do.. =P

# posted by EstheR~ at 9:26 PM

new blogskin~>

new blogskin..
muahahaha
done it myself using photoshop
simply love it!
:D~
so satisfied with myself~
lalalalala..

more posts coming up..
tired.
-k.Oed-

# posted by EstheR~ at 2:03 AM

Monday, July 24, 2006

the sucky isetan>

yAWNS.
im damn tired.
feel like my eye balls are going to roll out anytime..
dunno shld i work or not lor..
damn sick of isetan
after 2 days of torturing.....
im still thinking whether i wan work there anot.
attitude sia. FUCK.
dislike the ppl there lor.. sibei attitude
chicken de.
especially the supervisor lor
fffooook.
and its damn boring la
all u do is jus stand there like stone
no one to talk to somemore lor..
was talking to ema
den the supervisor see liao
she nv say anything
but from her espression noe she already buay song liao lo
den she purposely transfer ema to tend the other side
so that we cant talk la..
and the damn supervisor herself keep talking to the
girls at the cosmetics counter lo!
somemore machiam like campfire la
sit there talk.. onli short of marshmallows liao LA
ema said last time the supervisor purposely change her break time
to a diff time so that she and her fren cannot go lunch together
fuck right freaking bias.
and isetan got this super shitty thing la..
every morning got to stand there listen to the supervisor
crap abt what servicing what sales
she knows shit.
and theres this........ erm.. "flag raising ceremony"?
onli that theres no flag
but theres music
and everyone's supposed to stand there until the music stopped
=.= damn bo liao can.
and the guards there oso freaking bias la.
the girl at the cosmetics counter brings in a bag thats same size as mine
and he tells me that i have to put my bag at the security
AND I SEE HER BRINGING HER BAG IN!
WHATTHEHELL...
and i heard another staff backstabbing ema lo
they jus suck la.

the onli gd thing there is......
to see mei nu.
and its not onli one or two..
its....... ALOT
and alot of them are realli v v v pretty lor
plus their figure.. woot!
model like figure
angel like face
skin so fair
and brings either LV, gucci, dior bags..
damn. they shld be shot
hahaha =x
oh well, what can i say im jus jealous
saw LV's latest design dior's latest must have
coach.. tods.. chanel.. loewe.. OMG
i like.
all i can say is.. taka and wisma are packed with rich ppl
no. and they're not jus rich..
they are RICH and PRETTY
damn.
i shld go get a nose job, a loewe and a 10carat ring.
david gan has a 10carat ring!
and practically all his things are LV
=.=
i wannnn that koala wallet..
and.... THAT bag..
THAT shoe..
THAT top..
THAT bag..
THIS bag..
THIS, THIS, THIS, and THIS bag..
loads of stuff i saw awhile working..
i wan :D~

another busy week next week..
yawns..
got some fotos not updated yet.. will be up next week ba =>

# posted by EstheR~ at 12:43 AM

Sunday, July 23, 2006

jolin~>

was at jolin's autograph session and zpop concert..
and was super tired for these few days o.O
came home jiu slp liaos..

here are the videos of the autograph..
but are not taken by me thou..

omg.. shes jus so pretty lo..
i almost faint..
shes so skinny..
so i mus jia you oso lar..

was super tired..
went zpop on fri
and my aunt said she almost faint when she saw me..
coz she nv seen me since cny..
and she said i change ALOT..
well.... ok ba..
havent reach my target YETTT...
if u dunno.. zpop concert consist of
fish leong harlem yu chao ah gua(jeff chang) and
OF COZ JOLIN..
fish leong.... hmm okie la.. she wore simple doll dress
looked quite sweet and of coz her singing gd la
shi li pai jiu shi diff..
jeff chang...... OMG since young i dun like him liao lor
but i nv say anything coz my aunt's colleague like him..
he looked SO SO AH GUA LOR
and could see his make up was damn thick lor..
the colour of his face and neck totally diff..
plus his gu niang singing style..
and his uncle hair =.=
OMG jing dian!
he can be brothers with fei yu qing
=.= DUH
harlem.... erm.. normal lo.. at least more man..
no need to say
of coz.. i go there onli wanna see jolin lar......
as usual.. so chio..
and all the others sing mostly slow songs..
onli hers is fast song..
and her dance so power la..
recorded some.. but dun think its v clear..
but anyway.. conclusion..
NEVER PAY and go to those concert
where they have few diff artiste performing
totally sucky lor
not high at all..
worst than normal concerts..
somemore u think lar...
all those jeff chang fans..
ALL AUNTIES
HOW TO HIGH..
later stand oso legs too week cant stand
HAHAHA..
its not confirm yet jolin will have concert this yr in sg
if have... i sure go.. :D~

today went work at the damn isetan..
the j8 pushcart finish liao..
so now im relocated at isetan lor
and it is jus so sucky lo..
nv ever work at taka or isetan..
stupid all sorts of rules to follow
and damn wu liao one
today i STOOD whole day.. 12 hrs
IN HEELS.. urghhh
and IN A UNFORGIVABLE POLO TEE
i dun see myself wearing any polo tees in another 80yrs
IN A UNFORGIVABLE OMG HAIR
becoz i dun have enuff time to do anything to my hair
and im almost late.. =.=
IN A UNFORGIVABLE FACE
without my usuals.. URGGHH
lucky today i saw no one familiar
hahaha..
but indeed is orchard..
ALL MEI NU!!!
im surrounded by mei nu lar
all those cosmetics counter de all mei nu lor
plus i saw loads of mei nu..
all white white skinny skinny face so chio one
damn. unforgivable
lolx..
NO SHUAI GE AT ALL
that goes to show how lucky singapore men are!
and how unlucky singapore women are!

urgghh i have loads to complaint la..
feet ache
back ache..
and the sucky management..
actually told them i dun wanna work liao..
but......
hais i need that money!
to cover my horrible spending..
muahaha =x

eeks! its 1am liao..
gotta siam go sleep liao..
tml is another longgggggg dayyyyyyyy~

# posted by EstheR~ at 12:34 AM

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

nil>

what it looks may not be what it is true

when things gets complicated

and the world just seems so different from before.

trust was never a thing to begin with

if you'd know whats laid beneath

and that shield was never within me

so i could have fallen steep

or, i'd already did.

when i thought i'd seen a glimpse of light maybe

woke up only to see the last weeds wilthering

darkness reached out

snickered at naive hallucinations

as i laid cold beneath

silence is deafening

blood flows from the prickling coldness

drowning and choking me from within

i couldnt breathe

i didnt know it once.

i did now.

or maybe i didnt

but i knew i had to.

gone as the wind blows frost

the ground sinks with faint light beneath

snickered me.

i dreamt.

# posted by EstheR~ at 2:09 AM

Friday, July 14, 2006

shopppping>

omg.
been going out everyday this week
i wonder whats keeping me busy..
was walking around orchard with cousin
and going shopping with her is the last thing u wan to do.
coz in the end we would end up buying more.. =.=
i would die at
*glittery and shimmering stuff
*crowns
*butterflies
*rose scent
*whitening products
*fancl products

went crabtree and evelyn
coz she wanted to take a look..
and in the end tempted me to buy =.=
i wan........

balancing toner......

day cream with sunscreen......

daytime revitalising eye gel.........

nourishing night cream

overnight eye rejuvenator

rejuvenating mask
and all these adds up to.... $300?
this series just smells so so X.I.A.N.G!!!!
omg. pok. im counting days to my pay day lar

in the end we drag ourselves outta the shop
and she says she wan to go L'Occitane..
and its another shop where u mus drag yourself out of the shop
and all their products looooook sooooo gooood
i wanna get thissssss rose perfume lar..

but its ex lar..
im jus in love with rose scent lo..
refrain myself from looking too much inside..
eyes spoil. hand itchy. wallet big hole. LOLX

was using the helena rubinstein de sample
collagen filler
not bad thou..
been aiming for these for v long liaos..

of coz la.. its super duper ex de lar..
if not i would have alreadi bought it liaos

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the nana fever has gotten into me
bought the bangle and ring..
took me so long to find the ring lo..
in the end still too big for me
mian qiang still ok la..
mus do something to it to make it fit..
gothic punk boots!

i jus like it la..
but its ex lor

plus.. in singapore u seldom get to wear that =.=

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theres this webby selling leather products..
from japan..
and all their things are hand made real leather and limited stocks

this is their wallet.. with a pouch to put your wallet and hang onto jeans

its jus so nice

even the ciga holder looks so kawaii oso~

and even their organisers looook so stylish..
and no doubt its ex lar.. one wallet cost $300?
plus importing from japan is ex lor..

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im in love with loewe
i wannnn their baggggg!!

o.m.g drools~! :D~

# posted by EstheR~ at 1:20 AM

Sunday, July 02, 2006

sayonara tako~~>

a new environment~
i finally say bye bye to tako.
FINALLY.
gotten rid of da place..
the sucky kpos
the sucky uniform

and now im selling hp accessories
and glitter stickers at pushcart at j8
do drop by if ur there at weekends
lalalala.. simply love working elsewhere
than tako.

to hell with ah peks
last week after work
took bus with renyao and leon
and we were sitting at the back row
then this ah pek..
kept turning and smiling
giving the.. TI KO face =.=
plus im wearing a NORMAL tshirt
so.. pretended i nv see and look elsewhere
5 mins passed.. and he still turns..
10 mins passed.. still turning?
damn. so the 3 of us was staring at looking him in the face
and another 5 mins passed and he was still turning. duh.
so i scolded crudely la.
but i think he nv hear =x
luckily he nv get down when i got down the bus
eeks. nightmare

today morning after i jus open the cart
was sitting at the back of the cart
and this uncle leaned right in and says....
(i was thinking he wanted to ask for directions)
"xiao jie.. ni hen meiiiiii"
(with a fake smile)"orh xie xie"
=.= so i bo chup him and he mumbles something
and walked off

junyang was at j8 today for his autograph
but i din get to go up and see him thou. hais.

saw alota familiar faces recently..
one extra familiar face. OMG yikes.

finally payday!!
and im still addicted to shopping.
online shopping~ o.O
gotta be busy next week ba
hehehe..
im craving for ding tai feng de xiao long bao
im craving for jap food
im craving for pasta
fooD~ :D~

# posted by EstheR~ at 12:38 AM